but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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