My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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