You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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