Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The power of my boobs compel you
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
