so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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