Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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