Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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