Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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