PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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