But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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