found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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