Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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