can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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