what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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