You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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