the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
