this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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