i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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