"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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