My brain says no but my pants say off.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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