I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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