how can u be prego again
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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