More tranny stories later!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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