My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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