How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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