She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
cat food counts as protein by the way
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My ass is underappreciated
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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