Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
