He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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