yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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