check it out our google latitudes are spooning
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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