Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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