we're blogging at a bar
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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