She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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