thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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