We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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