If i come over, it means nothing
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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