1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So much rum. So many feels.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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