I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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