i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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