Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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