I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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