Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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