I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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