Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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