I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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