They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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