So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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