i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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