either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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