I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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